Aduly Story Time UK

I was always looking for something to do online so one day I tried one of those free online dating websites. I never thought I'd actually get anything other than freaks or whatever. But I did find this really nice guy and we went on a blind date and he turned out to be really nice. So I decided I'd go out on a date with him again. We went to a restaurant and I was ecstatic because he was the first guy who wasn't cheap and didn't make up some phony excuse to not pay for me. So I asked him to be my boyfriend but he got creeped out by this and ran away. So I went to the website again and set up another blind date. And this guy was perfect too, and so passionate. I knew he had to be my boyfriend. But sadly he refused too. I got so angry at him I threw my boiling hot soup in his face and took my plate of spaghetti and dumped it on his head. He screamed bloody murder and so I ran. But the restaurant maitre'd rang the police. And they soon intercepted me on my sprint home and I spent a night in jail. So when I got out I was wary of trying this blind date thing again. I decided to go out and find a passionate, kind and caring man myself. So I went to pubs, bars and nightclubs but there were none to be found. So I went back online and trawled the Internets for another few months hoping to find the guy of my dreams but he was nowhere to be found. They were all ugly fat losers who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. So the man of my dreams alluded me for quite some time but eventually I found a great dating site and I went on a couple of dates with him and he was passionate and kind and caring and so I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said "Yes" And now we live happily ever after in a condominium in Paris. Yay for me.